Petitions for Husbands, Santa Maria in Trastevere, Rome

Relationshop.  Noun—”A liaison or romance based primarily on time spent together in Target, Home Depot, Crate and Barrel or browsing http://www.kennethcole.com. Passion centers on tag sales, Visa and Amex cards, return policies, and shipping costs. Disagreements over “mallard green” versus “absinthe” sweater vests and the respective merits of the Lexus and the Cadillac may cause permanent rupture.”